"Piano Man"
It's nine o'clock on a Saturday
The regular bros shuffle in
There's an old man sitting next to me
Making love to his dumbells and weights
He says, "Son can you spot me a few sets
I'm not really sure how it goes
But it's thick and it's tight
And I lifted it all
When I wore a younger man's compression shorts ."
Show us a curl you're the piano man
Show us a curl tonight
Well we're all in the mood for a few gains
And you've got us feeling quite pumped
Now John at the rack is a friend of mine
He gets me my plates for free
And he's quick with a joke or to give up some talc
But there's someplace that he'd rather be
He says, "Rich, I believe this is killing me."
As a smile ran away from his face
"Well, I'm sure that I could be Mr. Olympia
If I could get some of your tren."
Now Paul is a real estate rentalist
Who never had time for a squat
And he's talking with Davy, who's still benching two plates
And probably will be for life
And the waitress is talkin' on the elliptic
As the businessmen slowly get ripped
Yes they're sharing a shake they call loneliness
But it's better than lifting alone
Show us a curl you're the piano man
Show us a curl tonight
Well we're all in the mood for a few gains
And you've got us feeling quite pumped
It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday
And the manager gives me a smile
'Cause he knows that it's me they've been coming to see
To forget about life for a while
And the grunts they sound like a carnival
And my shake smells like double chocolate
And they lift the bar and I put the dog in my car
And say, "Man what are you doing here?"
Show us a curl you're the piano man
Show us a curl tonight
Well we're all in the mood for a few gains
And you've got us feeling quite pumped