Holy shit, my husband wasn't even that ridiculous when we were both hot mess teenagers in high school. I can't respect a grown man who behaves like a whiny child. I realize this is a somewhat ridiculous thing to think, and I promise I'm side-eyeing myself, but even if I were somehow able to overlook him accidentally SHOOTING ME, this might be an even bigger dealbreaker. Because one-time accidents happen, I guess... although it sounded pretty sketchy and he seems bizarrely unremorseful (it seems like regret and learning from your mistakes would be the the bare minimum standard here). But I don't know how you'd respect or want to sleep with a man who acts like an 11-year-old boy (and not a particularly nice or mature one). Ain't no coming back from that.