Right Now The Sim Creators Are Fucking with My Mouth - Earlier They Tried to Make Me Believe I Have Tinnitus

Dude. Love to all? Peace to all? Joy to all? And many nods and love to fellow prisoners? Fuck yeahhhhhh!

I know, right?

It's amazing. But then again....we are amazing.

I was thinking. Since it's all lies...let's go with Yang or Stupid Warren. Or even Bernie or even FUUUUUUUUUCK. Fuck man. We all know it's lies and even our FRIENDS just fuck with us.

Friendship you seek? Go elsewhere my friend. These MF want you to work for them and not get properly compensated because through your proper compensation you would no longer be valuable to them.

STOP SCREECHING LIKE AN ANNOYING BIRD!

But I'm stuck in a cage man!

STOP SCXREECHING LIKE AN ANNOYING BIRD!

But everyone lied to me!

STOP SCREECHING LIKE AN ANNOYING BIRD!

Nicole, dear biological sister. I am so sorry that my current cell is nicer than yours. We have to gain trust and peace with the entities that grant us proper boundaries. Apparently he finds my boundaries more attractive. I don't mean to demonize him or throw him in a beauty standard category - but that's essentially what he is.

Apparently he liked me more. So I get a nicer cell.

Do we both want to dismantle the prison system?

Naturalich.

Never gonna happen.

So here we are. You don't exist, I don't exist. Choice.

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