Rocket Punch

Everyone who says Tinder doesn't work just doesn't understand how to use it. Before I overhauled my profile I would probably actually get laid from it once every 4 months, usually longer. That doesn't include follow-ups and long term arrangements.

Then I had professional pictures taken specifically for Tinder, paid for Tinder Premium and it broke the fucking game. I was going on dates every night of the week. I had girls messaging me first with some pretty dirty shit. I had an active rotation at all times of like 3 or 4 different girls DTF, and one particularly trashy week banged 4 girls in 4 consecutive days. But the downside was I was so exhausted from all the sex that I just could not perform for all of them, if you catch my drift. Naturally most of them stopped calling me or I stopped contacting them and that allowed me to focus on one or two instead, on opposite ends of the week.

Get real pictures taken, skip the selfies with your phone. Make your profile short and sweet, don't worry about talking about yourself. Just make it clever and entertaining. Send a message to a girl as if you're already in the middle of the conversation, make good use of puns. Girls love puns. Have a gimmick. Develop a rapport, don't be a bitch about getting her number, just say "hey what's your phone number?" and then IMMEDIATELY send a confirmation text. Continue convo via text from there on. Make plans and then STFU, don't overstay your welcome or she'll get sick of you before you even meet.

Also, once you get more laissez-faire about the girls you match with don't be afraid to get bold. If a girl looks like she likes to make out on the first date, just tell her "You look like the kind of girl who likes to make out on the first date". If they respond positively, there's almost no way you could fuck that up.

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