Round 10: Back with a Vengeance

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However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation stands vivified,

and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice

This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished.

In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicyriously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate.

Voila!

and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition!

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