DON'T READ IF YOU ARE NOT OP
You haven't taken a breath in a bit, breathe now.
Do the same for blinking, your eyes must be a bit dry.
Your eyelashes aren't quite in the right place. Adjust them now.
That's a lot of saliva you're producing. You should swallow, although your throat is closing up a tad. Swallow anyway, and swallow hard to make sure you really get it down.
Man, you really need to hold up your jaw. Quickly hold it to your teeth.
Your toes are touching together, and you can't stretch them out far enough.
No matter how much you breathe in, it's not enough air to really fill up your lungs. Take a deep breath.
Your heart is beating faster that it normally is, go check that out.
You can't find a comfortable spot for your tongue in your mouth. That's annoying.
Your skin is constantly touching your clothes, and it's itchy.
Speaking of itchy, think about head lice. Notice that itch on your scalp?
Your nostrils are either too clear or not clear enough. Yuck.
Also OP, fuck you.