A "Christian", thrice-divorced. An enemy of Planned Parenthood and the right to choose, who never had children himself. A war hawk who dodged the draft. The only "war" he served in was the "war on drugs", despite being a raging drug addict himself. A self-proclaimed "Doctor of Democracy" (he would specify 'representative republic' if asked more directly) who supported an authoritarian coup attempt by our least honest and most anti-free speech president in the better part of a century.

Behold, the patron saint of the American Right. I did not wish him death, he was entertaining and brilliant in his way, but America will be better off now that he can no longer express his hypocrisies, half-truths, and obscene slander.