Rush Limbaugh on the Resurrection of Christ -- i can't believe we've been reduced to this

No you see, this time it's different than all those other times before! This time we'll totally find the way to live forever, thus not have to worry about death. All those other folks throughout history were just dumb and thought some fountain or something would allow them to avoid death and live forever. Most of them probably blinded by their religious beliefs, LOLOLOLOL

This time we've totally got it though, thanks to modern science and people evolving past their primitive religious superstitions. None of us are going to die because we're almost done mapping the human brain and will soon be able to upload our consciousness into a quantum computer! Then together in unity with the collective consciousness of the entire human race, will finally be free of the shackles of organized religion and usher in a new era of scientific and technological advancement. Humanity will unlock the secrets of the universe especially in the areas of interstellar travel. We'll meet other advanced civilizations that also evolved beyond their primitive religious beliefs, and because there's no religion there won't be any more wars. We'll all work together and eventually ascend beyond the 3-dimensional reality simulation that we live in, reaching the 4th, 5th, and even higher dimensions. There we will meet the higher-dimensional beings that programmed our universe, which are the same beings we used to believe were angels or other spiritual beings back when we were naive. Buddha, Jesus, Mohammed, etc. will all be there. They were all trying to help humanity ascend to a higher form of consciousness, but in our stupid primitive minds we created organized religion around these folks which only delayed our ability to do so.

I feel bad for all those folks who died looking for magical ponds thinking it would make them live forever. Maybe if we didn't have religion they would have instead focused on science and made the same discoveries we're making today, which is totally not a modern day version of the same thing!

/s just in-case this is too similar to a real transhumanist argument

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