Hah... this puts to rest an assumption I made years ago; I always thought this was genuinely Russel Crowe's car, and that Crowe drives like a total prick.

A few years ago I was driving through St Ives, along Mona Vale Rd, when RCROWE, from a dead stop in one of the side streets, pulled out in front of me with about 15 feet of clearance.

I had to get on the anchors immediately, and thankfully was on the ball enough to avoid annihilating him. After realising that he nearly caused an accident, RCROWE stomped on it and nearly lost it into the gutter, braked panickedly, finally straightened out and hammered away at high speed.

It took me a couple moments to process it all, and when I registered the RCROWE number plate, Rabbitohs framing, and AMG badge, I just figured it was the man himself, and that he's a fucking horrendous driver.

Rusty, I'm sorry for assuming you're a total shit on the roads.