Thus we see that god did preserve his life that he might deliver the message he was send forth to deliver, and did suffer dantzel to go without a lamp for many years, and did guide him to throw a stadium sized birthday party for himself, and did lead him forth to this very moment in the fullness of times. Yea, god did loose his tongue that he might utter great and important things to prepare the world, that that they might know to take their vitamins and cease to call believers after the name of the book that god had preserved and brought forth to gather them together. And it came to pass that god did declare that the chosen of the lord should not identify themselves as gathered together because of that book that was brought forth to gather them, for it was victory for satan. Thus we see it was actually pulled out of joseph’s ass for the manipulation and exploitation of many women and they were not chosen after all. And it came to pass after much hype, there did cease to be excitement, and they did cease to take their vitamins, for they did tire of stroking Russell’s ego and heeding the hype he did continue to utter.