I’m way too tired to come up with anything smart, clever or witty to say. So instead I’ll just say this:

Fuck off, Putin! You bald, corrupt piece of autocratic shit! Trump may be the biggest disaster to ever walk through the doors to the Oval Office but at least he didn’t start two wars and destroy several thousands if not millions of people’s life’s in a vain attempt to reclaim old Soviet borders and “restore our rightful place in the sun!”

So from all of us who are actually living in a free country and not under your autocratic, iron fisted rule: Go fuck yourself and please suffer a terrible accident (sooner rather than later) so Russia can maybe, just maybe, become the beautiful and free country it can be without you and your bullshit.