God dammit, this picture actually makes me feel bad for him in the same way that one would feel bad for a toddler who’s toy broke even if the clumsy dumbass keeps breaking all your shit.

I mean with context of who he actually is I can assume that that isn’t actually a look of sadness, since he hasn’t unlocked that emotion yet, all he has is happy, creepy, annoyed, and FULL CAPS.

Also I’d like to take this time to mention that the multi-million-dollar military parade was a disappointment, like if you’re gonna throw a military parade like a dictator them you need to go all the way and have some 500 heavily armed vehicles pouring through the streets with an entire state’s National Guard marching with their feet going up to their waist in unison a few yards away. And don’t walk around always protected by bullet-proof glass and fully-armed special forces soldiers at all time, like you look like more of a pussy than the pussies you infamously grabbed, Mr. President.