That’s right Alexa

I just realized how much this sounds like my wife. Does nothing all day and expects me to listen attentively as she talks about absolutely nothing. I'd almost prefer hearing about nothing than the consistent complaints about nothing. This commercial is too catchy, no one acts that happy, why do they have to say diarrhea like that? It's fucking exhausted listening to that shit day in and day out. And it's not like it's new complaints either just the same thing over and over. God forbid something bad actually does happen it's going to be the only story she tells anyone for the next six months. Remember that time the parking ticket folded over and the barcode was crooked and then I didn't have any cash on me because who's prepared like that? And omg it took so long to figure out how to pay with a credit card because there were two slots and I kept trying to use the one over and over again even though it wasn't working. Ugh they should really fix their machines so it doesn't give out folded tickets like that.

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