It’s time for a federal civil rights intervention in Portland

If you don’t like sweet tea, you’ll be shunned.

Don’t disrespect nascar whatever you do.

Don’t get political because people here are really really touchy of anything non-rightwing (I’m in Winston-Salem, one of the most liberal cities in the state and people are still super touchy)

College sports are super huge here for some reason, so make sure you don’t wear orange or any shade of blue.

Weed has been decriminalized, but is still technically illegal (gotta find a plug if you want some)

Our climates are very bipolar here in the southeast, especially during spring.

That’s pretty much it, I can’t think of anything else.

What city were you planning on moving to?

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