quotes
Shawn:"Yes, Shawn, I do wish Gus was never born so that I could be your partner."
Burton 'Gus' Guster: What?
Shawn Spencer: True story.
Burton 'Gus' Guster: That's messed up.
Juliet O'Hara: I never said that, Gus.
Lyin' Ryan: The night before, I went to this restaurant to get a basket of these things called Fries Quatro Queso Dos Fritos. You know, the ones where they inject potatoes with a four-cheese mixture, fry them trhee-quarters of the way, pull them out, batter them, fry them again, and then serve them with bacon and an ancho chile sour cream? Anyway, as I was sitting there, a car speeds right through the storefront across the street. It makes such a loud noise, I had to turn my head and look, and that is when I overheard the guy with the curlicues on his face tell the other guy at the corner table about the assassination plot.
Shawn Spencer: [in the observation room] Can it be true?
Burton 'Gus' Guster: No way.
Shawn Spencer: I mean, is it even possible?
Burton 'Gus' Guster: I couldn't imagine it.
Shawn Spencer: There's no way you can prepare a fry like that.
That'd be way too much for the human palate to manage.
Burton 'Gus' Guster: It would be a flavor seizure.
Shawn Spencer: I will slap you in the face.
Juliet O'Hara: Are you all right?
Shawn Spencer: Yeah. Of course I am. Why?
Juliet O'Hara: Well, we got the message that you were at the hospital. Something about life and death?
Shawn Spencer: Oh, right. That. Well, we are in a hospital and as it happens it's filled with both life and death.
Burton 'Gus' Guster: I knew I should have left that message.
Shawn: No no no. Mayor McCheese, he had the 'stache. Burglar had the mask.
Gus: Right, right. Then it was Grimace. That brother was funny.
Shawn: No no no. Excuse us. I gave you Vin Diesel.
Gus: Gave me?
Shawn: You're not claiming Grimace as a brother.
Gus: Grimace is a brother.
Shawn: He's an amorphous mass. He's like an amoeba.
Gus: He's a black amoeba, Shawn.
Shawn: Purple.
Shawn Spencer: How can you tell that someone's a compulsive liar? I mean, assuming that their pants aren't on fire.
one of my personal favorite and underrated lines
Shawn: How much do we have in the Psych savings account?
Gus: I really hate when you ask that question.