The sad part is this used to be me

I remember, about four or five years ago, I was hanging out with a couple friends. We were watching a ballgame, and somehow the hipster of our little group secretly gained control of the remote. In the middle of watching the game, he switched it to comedy central. It had just turned nine and his precious stephen colbert or jon stewart(one of these asswipes, anyway) was coming on.

I was fucking pissed. I told him to turn it back. The host told him to turn it back.

"No, I have the remote, and this is what I want to watch." I fucking stood up, and left. On my way out the hipster shit stood up and said "What's the matter, is this too liberal for you? Can't stand some good natured jibes? Are you that fragile? Aw, look he's going to cry, the poor republican!"

I told him to go fuck himself and went on my way. No skin off my back that he's a pussy, you know? Well, this year I finally got my revenge. Inauguration day, he posts a snapchat of a bottle of whiskey to his story with the caption "Hopefully in four years, this will be a bottle for celebration, not coping."

Eat your heart out, you faggot.

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