**SALT MINE THREAD** LET'S WELCOME OUR NEW SUPREEEEEEEEEEEME COURT JUDGE BRETT KAVANAUGH - REDDIT SUICIDE WATCH CONTINUES

Holy shit. Brett Kavanaugh came into my room and started throwing ice at me, and I literally screamed at him and hit the bag of ice out of his hand. He started yelling, "I like beer!" over and over again and I slammed the door on him. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to Brett Kavanaugh, but I'm literally in shock from the FBI clearing him. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is he getting confirmed? This can't be happening. He was supposed to withdraw; instead, he is acting like Clarence Thomas. I don't want to believe that you are innocent until proven guilty. I want a future to believe in (like my dad finally coming home from the gas station). I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this! I thought Bobby would bring peach mints any day now???? This is so fucked.

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