Have we learned nothing from the food pyramid? Get that bread out of there! The food pyramid was a lie, you know what I want to talk about this for a second. I specifically want to talk about the only good period of time in history. And it was a two-year period after the release of the food pyramid before they realized it made America gain collectively a trillion pounds because there was a two-year period where the president, and the first lady and the surgeon general and other surgeons and the whole doctors and Richard Simmons, and all of them were saying “remember to get your six servings of bread”. Because it’s’ healthy now. And so, I remember it was one beautiful year and I remember like being over at a friend’s house and we were having like tuna salads and their parents are at the counter just like dancing saying were on a diet and she’s like putting pasta into their bowls being like we can’t eat that tuna salad we’re on a diet. Pasta. That was cool! It was at one time where that was possible. They put bread on the bottom of the pyramid! WHAT? THAT’S CRAZY! (It was wild.) It doesn’t get enough coverage. It really doesn’t. It’s a crazy thing. The entire medical community. The FDA, EVERYBODY! (This is the real Watergate ya’ll) They got together and they said make sure you get 6 potatoes every day. AND NO ONE WAS HELD ACCOUNTABLE! NO ONE PAID A PRICE FOR THAT! America gained A TRILLION POUNDS! Oh, fruits and vegetables? 2 or 3 if you’re lucky. 6 slices of bread. Potato! That’s what you need to be healthy. SIX TO TEN! Oh, are you trying to be healthy? Did you have 10 potatoes? Are you crazy? Doctors went on Television! They went to schools! They put it up on the wall at schools! For 5 years! No one ever apologized! They just replaced it! They just put another poster over it and pretended it didn’t happen! Six to ten! Potatoes! WHAT THE FUCK?? How did that..? No accountability for it!