Here something I hope you find humor in as it's a play on what OP posted:
sudo apt-get install understandingNTs
E: Could not open lock file /var/lib/dpkg/lock - open (13: Permission denied) E: Unable to lock the administration directory (/var/lib/dpkg/), are you root?
sudo apt-get install myunderstaningofthings
[sudo] password for regularuser:
Reading package lists... Done Building dependency tree
Reading state information... Done
The following packages were automatically installed and are no longer required: wwwconfig-common libmcrypt4 libjs-mootools mlock libc-client2007b javascript-common Use 'apt-get autoremove' to remove them. The following extra packages will be installed: libass3 libdca0 libdvbpsi5 libebml0 libenca0 libiso9660-5 liblua5.1-0 libmatroska0 libqtcore4 libqtgui4 libtar libupnp3 libvcdinfo0 libvlc2 libmyunderstandingcore2 understanding-data myunderstanding-nox ofthings-plugin-pulse
Suggested packages: qt4-qtconfig mozilla-plugin-ofthings videolan-doc
The following NEW packages will be installed: libass3 libdca0 libdvbpsi5 libebml0 libenca0 libiso9660-5 liblua5.1-0 libmatroska0 libqtcore4 libqtgui4 libtar libupnp3 libvcdinfo0 libmyunderstandingofthings2 libunderstandingcore2 myunderstanding understanding-data myunderstanding-nox ofthings-plugin-pulse 0 upgraded, 19 newly installed, 0 to remove and 60 not upgraded.
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