Upload a fucking pdf or something. I can't fucking read your thing at all.

This is not a script. This is some bizarro cock sucking pretending to suck someone's cock while just sucking your own.

It's exceptionally bad. This inexplicably contains every single hallmark of a poorly written script. Like you wrote code to read the most abysmal scripts ever written and used machine learning to generate these pages.

This doesn't function as an homage or as a parody. This functions as something I wouldn't use as toilet paper.

Where in the damned pit of the worst scripts ever written did you find this format?

Usually Fridays have a lot of fun uploads. Ugh!