Security guards of reddit, what's the weirdest thing you've seen a person do on camera when they think no one is looking?

I was my first shift working security at a mid sized concert venue so I was assigned to patrol the outside of the venue/parking lots while the guests were coming into the show. Once the show started I was just supposed to hang out by the tour buses and make sure no one messed with them.

I had been standing out by the busses for about two hours and one of the roadies with the band came out and asked me to watch the guitarists dog while the band played their sets. I was getting pretty bored so I agreed.

I was walking this dog around the busses and I see some girl passed out underneath the trailer hitch of a bus. Like between the trailer and bus, sprawled out in a really uncomfortable looking way. I run over and wake her up because I am worried if she is ok. She wakes up and is obviously VERY drunk and almost definitely on something else as well.

I ask if she need any help to which she poorly replies “My leG Is BrOkeN”. Her leg is obviously not broken. I ask if she wants me to call her an ambulance. She says she does. My phone was dead so I go back to the building to report to my boss what was happening. I basically just tell one of my co workers to send my boss outside as soon as they can then return to check on this girl.

Remember I still have a random dog with me. So I go back to the busses and tie the dogs leash to the trailer so I can help this girl up. I try many times into letting me help her up. I grab her hand and she threatens to sue me for trying to rape her. At this point I am getting annoyed and become a lot more stern. I remind her this is a restricted area and she can be arrested for being there. Her disposition completely changed and she said “FinE hELp me UP”.

I essentially start to pick her up and am supporting like 85% of her weight. I start walking her out of the bus area and back to a road that leads between the main entrance where I was headed and the parking lot. We had bike racks set up to prevent people from driving into the bus parking. When we get there she breaks away from me and starts sprinting full tilt towards the parking lot. She ends up smashing her head into a car door about a hundred yards away from me right about the same time that my boss walks out. He quickly goes off to find her but he never does.

I go back to playing with a dog and enjoying my first shift.

TLDR: was working security at a concert, found a drunk chick passed out under a trailer. Tried to help her and she threatens to sue me so I took her half way to the front and she sprinted away from me and smashed her head into a car.

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