It seems that pumpkin is delicious

A panda walks into a bar and looks around. the bartender greets him enthusiastically asking “what can I get you?”. The panda approaches the bar and orders a butternut squash and bamboo for dessert. The meal arrives and the panda eats all of it. Once finished, the bartender asks him how the food was. to his surprise, the panda pulls out a revolver and shoots the bartender.

The panda gets up and starts walking out the door. The bartender gets up, and yells “hey, what the hell?!”. The panda pauses and says “look it up”.

Months pass and the bartenders recovery goes well. One day he remembers the Pandas words and grabs a dictionary. In it he finds the following : “Panda: eats shoots and leaves”

Apologies for that and I'll be seeing my self out

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