Sell me the Connie Andromeda as if you were a car salesman.

You lookin to get into one of these bad boys, eh? Well let me tell you about it!

First off, you're probably thinkin': "Heck do I love struts, I just love having my view obstructed." Well, do I have news for you! This baby has struts! Lots of 'em! And they're directly covering the center of your sightlines. It's amazing how many struts RSI was able to fit in between the glass panels.

Next off, let me tell you about the missiles. There's a bunch, like, a lot of those. You're pretty much going to have to use them all on Buccaneers, because the auto-gimbal tracking is slow. But here's the special feature: The missiles don't always work! How about that?!

Now, I know that those might sound like negatives, but boy can she also oversteer! This baby steers like an Idris but stops on a dime, funny how that works eh? And don't you worry about shields! There's so many holes in these shields, it's like enemy fire will travel straight through - and it does! It's like swiss cheese, everyone likes swiss cheese amiright??

Cargo! It can carry some - how crazy is that?! About 96 boxes, in fact, or a Rover that sometimes falls through the lift. But it doesn't only carry cargo, it also carries a completely extra ship! That Merlin doesn't detach, yet, but hoo boy one day it will, so you're really gonna have'ta rely on those guns and that oversteering, or better yet, just don't look sideways at anybody and just yeet yourself out of any situation that will noodle your engines in 3 seconds flat. But if sitting and playing pretend in a functionless snub ship in a dark, windowless room is your thing, then it's perfect for you!

Overall, this is a ship. Comes with a free air freshener of your choice: Levski Hippie, Lorville Tram, or Aberdeen Atmosphere.

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