[Serious] Have you ever tried to outrun or otherwise evade the cops?

Yes I was stopped one time and knew they had nothing better to do but a stop and search.

Anyway they pulled up in one of those armoured Land Rovers and started questioning me on what I was doing and if I had anything on me. I was really getting pissed because I had nothing on me or hadn't done anything.

So I started just being a dick to them since they were doing it to me. I began looking on my surroundings to check out a place to run just to piss them off and waste their time. I was at main road near the town centre but I saw another road leading down a path were it lead to fields, I waited for them to get relaxed and then just bolted, I knew they never catch me because I was in good shape and they were carrying guns and had on really heavy body armour.

So I got to the bottom of that path and then scaled the fence in one jump but some cops pulled up alongside me by the time I managed to get to the path, anyway they didn't have a problem jumping the fence and I was like "oh shit". One of the cops pulled his gun and shouted "stop, or I'll fucking kill you" (which is a big deal in the U.K) but I just carried on legging it.

No shit they actually stayed with me for about two miles with me when I actually thought I'd gotten away, I stop near this river that ran along the fields I was running through. I paused to stop for a smoke and was on the phone telling my mates I'd be late, I hung up after about a minute.

From where I was sitting there was a quite steep hill about 10m long, anyway I was relaxing when about 5 cops pilling over the top, I just kept running and as I got into the next field which was at next to a street more cops came running out. I literally ran for about half an hour until I got to the bottom of this other that I knew the cops wouldn't come in on, on foot.

True story brah, actually should've just let them search me.

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