Met this girl one night at a bar. She was screaming drunk with her friends, but immediately noticed me when I walked in. I bought her another drink she didn't need and we talked. I mostly lied, but this dumb girl bought it all.

At the end of the night, her friends were all trying to get her to go to this stupid after party and she didn't want to go. So I offered to take her home like a gentleman. Well she passed out in my car and, you know, I helped her get undressed when we got to her place. Everything would have been fine, but wouldn't you know, I forgot that I had given her my number.

So the next day she's all calling me and crying about how a bunch of cash is missing and how she woke up naked. She tried to get me to meet her to get more information on what happened, but I shut that down. I had to drop the hammer now or it would get out of hand.

So, I told her that we shouldn't see each other again. That's when she really lost her shit. She even threw some misandrist rape accusations at me. I told her that she should be more responsible and thanked her for a lovely evening. Like a typical feminist nut, she starts screaming and cussing at me, like it's my fault she got so drunk.

Anyway, this crazy obsessed girl keeps calling and sending these angry letters threatening legal action. Long story short, the cops eventually came and questioned me, because feminazi SJW's rule the world these days. Luckily, these cops were totally bros and just winked and smiled when I told them how crazy obsessed this girl was and how she just couldn't get over our date. A few years later and me and the other guys always have a good laugh over the story. Boys will be boys you know.