[Serious][NSFW] Prostitutes of reddit, who was your most memorable client? What did s/he do?

Not a prostitute but this seems as good a place as any to share my story.

I called this hot blonde on craigslist for a "Sensual Massage". The pictures were probably fake but she didn't sound to bad over the phone. Nor did she sound that bad when I was headed her way and she called 4-5 times during the 20 min drive to see when I was going to make it. I could tell something was off, she seemed way to anxious about me coming over. Then a phone call every 5 min when she knows how far away I am seems a little much.

Anyways, I do eventually get to her place and there is definitely something off. Her eyes are open so wide it looks like her eyelids are super-glued in place. She just straight up doesn't blink, or does and it is so fast I can't see it. While shes literally burning holes through me with her wide open eyes and attempting to quickly rub my crotch through my pants a couple times to turn me on (but it's more like a quick scratch) I look around the room. It's dark, dirty, fairly empty but at the same time very very clean. The 20 year old couch on one side of the room...then literally nothing other than an entertainment center and tv in the living room. Literally nothing else, no other signs of people. I'm thinking this is some weird set up or this chick is high as fuck on meth and cleans the place 10 times a day. It doesn't help that I can clearly hear people directly above us talking and bouncing off the walls. I don't know whether they live in a different part of the apartment or are in the same unit. It was sketchy as fuck.

While she is trying to talk to me about money i'm trying to not dance around because I have to piss really really fucking bad. I ask her to use the restroom and she says I have to pay first. This was the final sign and I started to nope the fuck out.

She threatens to report me to the police if I don't at least give her 20 bucks for wasting her time and I seriously told her.

I don't negotiate with terrorists so just fucking report me.

I drove off feeling so fucking dirty and feeling like I barely escaped an awful situation. So I consider it a win. Prostitution is a very ugly trade. It's very sad as well. I'm glad my first experience, a very drunk one, was this awful and i'll probably never try again unless I visit a place like the Moonlight bunny ranch.

The prostitutes in the AMA's try and glamorize the business but they are just lying to themselves to make them self feel better about what they are doing. The AMA's and the posts you see here will be a last ditch effort at validating what they are doing with their lives and it is sad...it's just really really sad.

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