Throwaway for reasons. I uploaded a compilation video of this dude saying the most insane things when we was fuggin. Highlights include...

"Get my ass pregnant faggot!"

"Fill me like a donut."

"Keep splitting my man-cunt."

"Impale me like a roman"

"Plunge my ass-pussy"

As for why...

Well i caught him cheating. I was going through a bad time in regards to my selfrespect and more or less shrugged about it. We had been in a relationship for almost two years and i felt as if i deserved what happened... ill spare you the rest of my feelings.

So i break up with him and he doesnt want it to end. We argue and long story.... he winds up keying my relatively new car. I file a police report and it doesnt bother me emotionally i just think ok well thats over and done time to move on.

Two weeks or so pass and my yorkie is missing from my yard. She escaped all the time and my fence had been extra fortified for a few monfhs with no escapes to report.

He stole my fucking dog.

I immediately call him and he doesnt answer. I leave a hysterical vmail but i just beg him to call me and dont mention the dog hoping he thinks i want him back and he actually calls. It worked. He called and had a happy tone. I asjed him if i could come over to talk and hang out. I told him princess consuela escaped and i couldnt find her so i needed to drink. He agrees but says hes going in to work. (Note: he is a surgery nurse or whatever theyre called and gets called in some odd hours). He tells me to go to his place and wait.. i still have my key.

I arrive at fhe house and try to think of what to say and how to treat the situation so he will agree to give me my baby back. He finally shows and he is beaming with joy. I put on a tough face and smile while holding back tears. He hugs me and says he knows ive been crying. I tell him i miss PCBH and imnscared she is dead. He smiles with his arm around me and matter-of-factly says, "She is."

He told me he saw her get hit by a car but didnt want to be the one to tell me. I called that shit out fast. After some shouting he said "i killed your dog you fucking faggot. So what? You were being a bitch."

I wish i could say i hit him or did something great. I didnt i went home and cried for hours. The next morning i edited the video.

Ps fuck you jeff