This doesn't seem nearly as serious as everything else posted here but, once upon a time me and a bunch of friends were drinking on a beach with a new crowd we recently started hanging out with. One of the guys from the new crowd picks up a coconut and asks me if I'd drink it. Me, being the daring fellow I am, said yes. So he takes out his big knife and jams it in the coconut to no avail. The blade snaps in half and he took this personally. He didn't blame the coconut for breaking the blade in half, or himself for the unorthodox coconut opening method, but me for agreeing the drink the coconut. In a fit of rage he screamed my name and stomped over towards me with the other half of the blade. Everyone else fell silent and the only thing I could think of was that moment in Drake and Josh where Drake is having the fake fight with the nerdy guy and says "Whoa, take it easy man" so I said that and a few of his friends calmed him down and the party continued.