[serious] Teachers of Reddit what was the most suicidal thing a student has said or done ?

I had a health teacher stop what she was doing on one of my first days in her class and yell at me.

I had damage to my eye when I was younger so as a teenager my right eyelid wasnt open as much. Apparently she thought this meant I had to be stoned.

In front of all of the other kids she basically screamed that I was a piss of shit, and to get the hell out of her class if I come while on drugs.

Needless to say it was pretty embarrassing to be called a "piece of shit druggy" on one of the first days and kicked out of health class. All because of my injury to my eye. My mom went on a war path and pretty much had the teacher and principal by the ears chewing them out.

I took advantage of it and slacked in her class (how can you not slack in health anyway?). She still gave me an A.

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