[Serious] What criminal did you meet who was the LAST person you'd think would have committed that crime?

No one seems interested in this thread, so I'll respond to you. I dated a nurse who takes care of terminal cancer kids. Sweetest woman in the world. Secretly, she's Nurse Jackie, a liar, and she stole half a month of my prescription pills when I outed her for lying (the thing she said she hates the most in the world). She regularly goes to drug dealers' houses, doesn't shit for a week because of her addiction, and steals pills just like Nurse Jackie. No one who knows her believes me. I wouldn't believe me if I hadn't witnessed it myself. But there it is. Last person in the world I'd ever have guessed would be THAT awful. I hope she can live with herself in the quiet hours when the clock ticks into the night, and she currently can because she's doped up on my prescription. She takes care of cancer kids, man. I never respected anyone more in my life until I finally saw her other face. I hope she gets help, because druggie nurses is taken seriously by the law and it's only a matter of time before she gets caught. I hope for her sake she gets better. At least there's hope, because she didn't steal my whole bottle, so somewhere in her, she cares.

/r/AskReddit Thread Parent