[Serious] What is the most illegal thing you've ever done?

There was this underground nightclub I went to a few times called alchemy. Basically an EDM rager with a crazy rave scene. Once you got past security, people were basically throwing E, Ketamine, and acid at you. Funny thing is this place got shut down for this reason.

Anyway, the bouncers searched everyone at the door, but it was open game once you were inside. They would confiscate weapons, drugs, booze and whatever deemed not allowed in the club. Each night, they would collect it in a garbage can.

One night, while waiting in line for what felt like hours, a fight broke out near the rear of the line. The bouncers left the door area, and the full garbage can filled with contraband unattended. Needless to say, we grabbed the garbage can and ran as fast as we could to an alley a few blocks away.

That night, and for days after, we played "identify this powder" and "what is this pill" while playing with a karambit or a switchblade or whatever weapon I happened to pull out of the garbage bag. Some of the substances we were able to identify included addys, coke, meth, X, acid, weed, the list goes on.

One ziplock bag filled with 50 or so pills made my day, until we realized that someone bought dollar store aspirin and scraped off the markings.

Anyways we threw most of the stuff away a week later.

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