[Serious]What is your "my crazy ex" story?

Ah, back in the day (or rather, March 2015) I made the decision to break up with my oh-so-very-crazy ex. We lived miles and miles apart (he went to a college far away) and quite literally he had somehow over the last few months of our relationship he had descended into a being that was only capable of smoking weed, doing a ridiculous amount of acid, and being a passive-aggressive bitch to me.

As this is not the most ideal group of qualities in a mate, when he came back to our hometown for break I broke up with him. It actually went quite well at first-- he said "I understand" and let me walk away without more than 10 minutes of discussion about it. Oh, if I had only known though....

About 5 minutes after I left the calls started. I ended up receiving over 100 calls from him in the span of a couple hours. I blocked him, and when I unblocked his number a couple of days later I immediately kept receiving more calls. They wouldn't fucking stop. Soon this escalated into pages upon pages of texts, FB messages, and he showed up at my work. He started stalking me on every social media outlet I have and would message me/or message my friends about ridiculously specific things that I had posted online.

This continued for about a month or two. In which, I might add, I never responded even once. He just kept at it...

I thought that was it, but unfortunately I could not have been more wrong. It has been almost a year and this fucking guy keeps ruining my life. He mentions the most made up stories to all of my friends; stalks all of my profiles still somehow even though I keep blocking his accounts (I know this because I've heard that he mentions ridiculously specific things about me that he could only know from my social media profiles). He even messaged me 20 paragraphs (I kid you not I counted-- there were 20) less than a fucking month ago telling me 'how much he could have been my man'.

The weirdest chapter has only just begun though. Lately his game has been telling me about how great his new gf is??? He continuously finds ways to contact me and name drop her. The most recent attempt causing me to have to delete my previous reddit account because he commented so often on my posts that I got banned from posting in fucking AskReddit. And these posts constantly tout how 'much more satisfying, hot, and stylish (???)' his new gf is.

He has honestly been ruining my life for almost a fucking year now, and all I can do is hope that somehow he doesn't fucking find this account too.

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