When I was about 11 years old, in gym class the boys had a wrestling tournament. I was over at my cousin's house one day, sitting next to my cousin who was maybe 2 years old. I don't know what on God's Earth possessed me to do this, but somehow I got the brilliant idea to practice a wrestling move on my cousin. My uncle said, "I saw what you did. Sit on the floor."

I was scared shitless of my uncle. I didn't even try to explain myself. I just did what he told me. Not long after that, I went to the zoo with my cousins. While I was walking with my cousin who's a year older than me, he said, "My mom told me that you tried to put your arm under the baby's leg, and if you try anything like that, I'm supposed to hit you."

And I think to this day, they believe I tried to molest her.