When I was 25 I was watching my parents house while they were out of the country (I lived about 40 miles from them at the time so I just stayed the night at their house for a month).
About a week in I was drinking vodka with my older brother who had come to visit when suddenly I realized we were getting alarmingly low on vodka. We both were too drunk to drive and it was snowing so It's not like we could just walk a few miles to the liquor store (this was pre-uber and there is no taxi service available where my dad lives).
I decided since it was a near state of emergency because of the amount of snow I could just take my dad's ATV and run down the liquor store and probably not even see any cars on the road, Let alone get pulled over for riding an ATV on public road.
I made it there and was back on his road when I decided to do a celebratory donut in the snow, I floored it down the street to my dads house after that and then realized I was coming in a bit too hot. I slammed on the brakes but it was too late, I slid into my brothers 110k dollar Mercedes that was parked on the street doing about 30mph (which is flying on an ATV, Especially in 9 inches of snow).
Broke my arm in 3 places, 2 fingers, knocked out 3 teeth, and broke 2 ribs fracturing a 3rd.
Hospital bill, Orthodontist bill, and deductibles from both the ATV and car set me back 14k USD. (Great not having medical insurance)
I also got a summons later at the hospital for operating while intoxicated and operating while intoxicated causing bodily harm.
Got a year probation and lost my drivers license for 90 days too (there was also some fines and court costs that I figured into the 14k dollar figure).
Overall terrible terrible idea.
Do NOT sit behind the wheel of ANYTHING if you have been drinking, Lesson learned. I am extremely grateful no one besides myself was hurt. I never even touched heavy equipment or my car keys after that, Even after 1 beer I refuse to drive now. I would rather take a taxi or uber and spend 100 dollars then risk thousands or possibly hurting someone besides myself.