I would love to eat clitclitbooms sweaty asshole. I would, shower, shave, and even clean under my nails. I would put on my nicest shirt.

I imagine it would be like dining at a fancy restaurant. The Maitre 'd would seat me at a table for one. The room would be lit only by candlelight and single large chandelier in the center of the banquet room. A server would greet me and bring my a glass of ice water. I would order something to cleanse the palate like sorbet.

There would be a house violinist play Paganini's Caprice No.1. They waiter brings me a menu , but i don't need it. " I'll have the cul de' clitclitboom please". " Very good sir " He says as he takes my menu. About 30 minutes later, the head and suex chef would push out a giant metal cart with a white sheet covering it.

The music would stop, as well as the diners. They are curious to see what I have ordered and I am to taste it. I watch the cart as it moves towards me, with every baiting breath, closer and closer. My mouth begins to moisten and I feel swear accumulating on my brow.

As it arrives at my table , the chef declares " Your dinner is served". He, the sue chef and the waiter all hoist a giant silver platter covered by sheet onto my table. The chef quickly grabs the sheet and pulls it back The crowd that was watching gasps! Some even mumble under their breath. Sitting on the platter is clitclitboom bent over with her ass straight up in the air He pale body is glistening in the light . I can smell the Body odor and stench of feces aromatically wofting up to my nose.

My mouth waters more and more The waiter hands me a knife and fork, but i am uninterested in such things. Delicacies like this must be eating by hand you see. I slowly grab onto each of her ass cheeks, and move my nose into her anus. I take a large whiff of her and almost orgasm in excitement.

People are watching me and waiting, waiting for me to make a move. I pull back a little and stick out my tongue. The intensity in the air is thick, you couldn't cut it with a paring knife. I have everyone's attention now As i move closer and closer to her buttocks with my tongue extended. As soon as my tongue touches her asshole, the crowd roars with excitement, but I ignore them. I run my tongue along the outside of her asshole slowly, savoring all of the flavors. I begin to move my tongue up and down her anus like single ply toilet paper.

The music begins again, and people are bellowing loudly. I was going to be daring i decided. I extended my tongue as far out as I could and used my hands to spread her butt cheeks out as far as I could. I begin to push my tongue inside of her anus as far as it will go and try to move it around the inside. clitclitboom moans a little in excitement. She is a virgin after all , and has never had such a powerful strong man touching her, let alone kissing her so intimately .

I finish my dinner, and sit back in the chair. I have to unbutton the top of my pants because I ate more than I should have. I couldn't help myself though , you understand. I ask for my check and pay my tab that is due. I then return home and write a poorly written review on yelp complaining about the service, and price.