Severe cases of COVID causing cognitive impairment equivalent to ageing 20 years, new study finds

Yeah man you're right, I've vaccinated like, maybe 20 times and it really is having the effect on me, I feel like 1600 years old, maybe more.

I remember this one time I got so fucked up and some dickheads nailed me up on some plank of wood or something, but it was okay I totally recovered. Convinced all my Bros to write a big book about it you should check it out it's called "Elbib" - we called it that because I had to wear a bib for a while after recovering from the coma those dickheads put me in, I kept drooling jizz down my face while your Dad was facefucking me.

Oh yeah NASA is lying the earth is cubed and Gill Bates is controlling my goatse with microchips... Sheeeeeit.

Enjoy this 8:::::::::D and the anime pillow my dude. Do your own research and eat a dick.

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