Sh*t gets weird once you've been married awhile...

It also gets funny.

I am sitting on the edge of the bed waiting for my husband to come home from work. He walks through the door, down the hall and into our bedroom. He sees me and I make my move towards his zipper to blow him.

He looks me dead in the eyes and says "I'm dirty." To which I replied in all seriousness "Whatcha been doing with it?" He busts out laughing which causes me to laugh. And he says "I'm sweaty" and I reply "Well that's not dirty, just sweaty."

He laughs some more causing me to laugh. Mood over right. Well no. Because I'm a trooper and this BJ is happening. He drops his pants and I do my thing, until "Watcha been doing with it?" starts a replay mantra in my head. So I bust out laughing with his dick in my mouth and he laughs too.

Well, sexy surprise blowjob is now like a train that has left the station. But do I stop? No. So I continue, the mantra has stopped but has been replaced by an image of how ridiculous I looked giving a BJ and laughing with a dick in my mouth.

So what do I do. I roll with the comedy and get the job done. Comedy sex was born and I got a standing ovation (pun intended).

I'll save talking genitals story for a later day. It's the cousin to comedy sex.

/r/Marriage Thread