BULLSHIT CIRCUS IS A GO. OMG

asked a yes or not question

non responsive answer with a question furthering the BULLSHIT

Are you going to be the next PM of Canada?

vividly shakes heads up and down, indicates "hell yea, fo' sure bro" and all that sparkle of truth.

-- an ~informative introduction~ text telling you that Trudeau is the "leader" of the "party" and WANTS to be the next PM of "Canada". Some guy sat down with him to "talk" about some of the "most contentious issues" in the country today.

First of all, let me masturbate your "private parts" for ~Graciously Taking Time From Your Schedule~ in order to allow me to "enable you to display your private parts" even more. I'd likes to ask you a few canned questions that you will most assuredly leave unanswered and shrugged off with a thinly-veiled laugh anyway. Im very grateful for your time btw, right? What an Honour it is for me to Bask In Your Magnificence! So, what is it with political family stuff?

oh no! oh lol! What a fancy thought you got there, darling. For me, I was so proud to be an ~high-school teacher~ to become an activist in all sorts of ways that like I said I believed in making a difference but I'm not sure politics is the path for me and I knew that going into politics with the kind of "weight" my father have left me with would make it all that much more difficult and shit. I have to work extrahard to highlight the fact that I am my own person (because I am absolutely not BULLSHITTING my way through any of this at all nor defending what happened 40-50 years ago I'm about to responding to today's challenges but... )

(continuing) One of the things that's encouraging me is that I spend so much time talking to young people because of my father but not much things because it has reality?!

OK. STOP. THATS OVER THE EDGE. ITS OVER. QUIT THAT SHIT. NO MORE OF THAT. FULL STOP. THE END. RED FLAG. OMG ALERT.

TRUDEAU IS NOT A FREE MAN IN FULL CONTROL OF HIS ABILITIES. Mr. TRUDEAU IS IN EXTREME DISTRESS.