I shit you not, this is the actual first 45 seconds of the latest Vsauce video

I got one: All by the perverted and sick ideas of a man going by the name Dan Schinider. This man created shows like Zoey 101, where pre-teen girls were conveniently dressed as sluts, with mini-skirts that no mother would ever let her daughter walk out on. They presented us a perverted and sick world where it was OK for girls 12 and 13 to engage in conducts that were everything but respectable and age-appropriate. Nickelodeon has been paying thousands of dollars to this man Dan Schinider to keep feeding us this perverted material, now with shows like iCarly and Victorious where for one, we are led to believe that two girls exposing themselves on the Internet is cool, again, dressing at least one member of the cast in skimpy clothes. And Victorious? Half of the cast composed of girls always dressed provocately, specially one Ariana Grande who apparently has been either convinced and/or forced to always dress provocately in and out of scene, convenient for pedophiles and sickos out there to feast their eyes upon. That is why today, a decision has been made. It is now time that perverted people like Dan Schinider are thought a lesson. Anonymous means change, Anonymous means doing what is right. And what is right is to stop the exploitation of these young girls by unscrupulous producers that kick them away after they made money out of them. That is why tonight, all the forces of Anonymous have been set on Operation Black Hawk Down which will bring down all nickelodeon related sites as well as the official sites of Ariana Grande, Elizabeth Giles, Victoria Justice and many others on august 27th. Dan Schinider will have to apologize to all these girls he has exploited and the general public through a video in his blog for his perverted actions and will promise that from this day on no more girls will ever be exploited by him and nickelodeon. Comply with this request and further lessons will be avoided. Non-compliance will result in severe penalties. We suggest you comply. Remember, we're Anonymous, we are legion, we do not forgive, we do not forget, expect us.

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