Shitty people of reddit, what's the worst thing you've ever done?

A friend and I took our BB guns out one night to cause some trouble.

There was this used car lot near my house and we went and tried to shoot out their lot lights. We took a few pot shots at cars but BB guns won't really mess with cars so much.

Then I had The Idea.

If you take the plastic cover off of the valve stem of a car tire you can drop a bb into that cover and screw it back onto the valve stem. This depresses the valve and lets the air slowly leak out of the tire while you walk away, no sitting there holding it.

My friend and I and a box of 500 brass BB's went nuts that night.

We made our way into a residential apartment complex where all the cars were really tightly packed and started letting all the air out of the tires.

Some of the cars we hit all four tires. A lot of the spaces you could squat down and do one tire on each side of you really quickly.

Some dude caught us skulking around the cars but since we weren't doing any visible damage and you could only faintly hear the hissing of the tires he didn't really have any reason to stop us. We said we 'saw some other guys' and he let us go although who knows if he believed us.

When we got back to my house later more than half the box of 500 bb's was empty.

To this day I feel bad about it, who knows what those people had to do the next day while they were waking up. Definitely the objectively worst thing I've ever done.

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