I think we should write our own JonTron episode

jon: Hello my name is jon tron and today reviewing banijo cazoe. there is a bird

jaques: hi i am also bird

jon: u silly burd u are a robit also

jaques: Lazors

jon: oh god burd u just lazored a school full of orfans

jaques: haha its because i really am evil

jon: noooo i have to stop burd also and review bango kazoomie

jaques: u will nevar stop me becaz banano lakooti is a bad gam

jon: u wot m8. no jon rage form activate I AIIINT HAVIN THAT SHIIIIIIIIT *jon goes supersized*

jaques: did u 4get i am made robit so i can also go super big

jon: bajjo cannedsushi is a gud game with platforming and is rly gr8 design

jaques: kek i will now blow up world and all vidya games in it

SECRET VOISE: NOT IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT

jon: oh look its the complete-it-ist.

SECRET VOISE 2: ALSO I WILL SAVE DAY

jon: also is projard

projarid and compeeltitonist merge into PROJIRAD THE FINISHIST

*a train crashes through a wall. off of the train get raws and barry and danny*

ross: choo choo

barry: we're here to save the world and stuff

Danielle: and also sex

*other people like pehbehgeh, continue and other folks jon likes show up*

jon: we will now fite the burd

*they all fite jackues but all get beat*

dany: we cant fite them off alone we need his help

jon: no. we can do it if we believe

jaques: hahahah no /jaques killes every1 except for jon

jon:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

jaques: now i kil u

*jaques powers up lasors*

SECRET VOISE: NOOOOOOOO

*AARON APEARS AND DEFLECTS THE LAZERS WITH HIS POWERS*

jon: buut arin u saved me

arin: is because we r friends

*jon and aron team up and they end up fighting and killing burd*

jon: *sad* nooo jaques u were my friend now u r dead

arin: jon and arin win. they realise friendship is more important. I will be ur friend instead of silly robit burd

*they hug and then make out or something*

/r/JonTron Thread