jon: Hello my name is jon tron and today reviewing banijo cazoe. there is a bird
jaques: hi i am also bird
jon: u silly burd u are a robit also
jaques: Lazors
jon: oh god burd u just lazored a school full of orfans
jaques: haha its because i really am evil
jon: noooo i have to stop burd also and review bango kazoomie
jaques: u will nevar stop me becaz banano lakooti is a bad gam
jon: u wot m8. no jon rage form activate I AIIINT HAVIN THAT SHIIIIIIIIT *jon goes supersized*
jaques: did u 4get i am made robit so i can also go super big
jon: bajjo cannedsushi is a gud game with platforming and is rly gr8 design
jaques: kek i will now blow up world and all vidya games in it
SECRET VOISE: NOT IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT
jon: oh look its the complete-it-ist.
SECRET VOISE 2: ALSO I WILL SAVE DAY
jon: also is projard
projarid and compeeltitonist merge into PROJIRAD THE FINISHIST
*a train crashes through a wall. off of the train get raws and barry and danny*
ross: choo choo
barry: we're here to save the world and stuff
Danielle: and also sex
*other people like pehbehgeh, continue and other folks jon likes show up*
jon: we will now fite the burd
*they all fite jackues but all get beat*
dany: we cant fite them off alone we need his help
jon: no. we can do it if we believe
jaques: hahahah no /jaques killes every1 except for jon
jon:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
jaques: now i kil u
*jaques powers up lasors*
SECRET VOISE: NOOOOOOOO
*AARON APEARS AND DEFLECTS THE LAZERS WITH HIS POWERS*
jon: buut arin u saved me
arin: is because we r friends
*jon and aron team up and they end up fighting and killing burd*
jon: *sad* nooo jaques u were my friend now u r dead
arin: jon and arin win. they realise friendship is more important. I will be ur friend instead of silly robit burd
*they hug and then make out or something*