The Shrine of the Powerade

Look at them, they come to this place when they know they are not pure. Comets use the memes, but they are mere trespassers. Only I, Edarewop, know the true power of the Enarc. I was cut in half, destroyed, but through its Temoc, the Enarc called to me. It brought me here and here I was reborn. We cannot blame these creatures, they are being led by a false prophet, an impostor who knows not the secrets of the Enarc. Behold the Comets, come to scavenge and desecrate this sacred realm. My brothers, did I not tell of this day? Did I not prophesize this moment? Now, I will stop them. Now I am changed, reborn through the energy of the Temoc . Forever bound to the Enarc. Let it be known, if the Comets want true salvation, they will lay down their arms, and wait for the baptism of my Temoc. It is time. I will teach these trespassers the redemptive power of my Temoc. They will learn its simple truth. The Comets are lost, and they will resist. But I, Edarewop, will cleanse this place of their impurity.

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