Silly little bigot

ok ok ok woah there buck ok listen i understand that you are in a frothing v card induced rage right now but i am going to explain something to you as clearly as possible and its important that you pay close attention so you dont miss anything ok first off you are literally a retard im talking real diagnosable mental disabilities i can tell by the way you behave so its time for you to start taking the proper precautions when you interact with normal people or try to approach the big scary wide open world ok because most people dont suffer from disorders like yours i think it would be appropriate for you to just preface every conversation you ever have with anyone with a nice quick little 'hey listen i need you to know that im actually literally a retard as in i have the mental capacity of a 3 year old and i can barely form a fucking sentence so please speak slowly if you want me to understand things' that will help people understand your condition better and you will get confused less often ok now that we have that out of the way the second thing you need to do is find a professional to help you this could mean your doctor or a psychologist or some kind of specialist just ask a responsible adult that works somewhere in health care to help you find help because you are incapable of doing it for yourself ok and then your doctors can maybe prescribe you some medicine that can help you cope with your disability or maybe your psychologist can help you develop strategies to blend in with normal people better so that every single person you ever open your mouth around wont take 1 look at you and instantly think 'oh no, its retarded' ok so you can practice those and hopefully some medication in conjunction with strategies can help you camouflage your disabilities alright so the third thing that you should do is refrain from using social media because honestly you are just embarrassing yourself every time you try to express yourself the only thing anyone thinks is 'wow i am so glad i am not that person' its called pity and people feel it for you so thats one thing you can try to use to your advantage for example if you were to express interest in some kind of special needs program or activities that group you together with people that share your disability so that you have people to go do activities with like go to hands on museums for example like a field trip then you can do that and nobody will try to stop you ok good luck kid i hope you are able to find a way to live your life in a way that is sustainable for you and not entirely detrimental to everyone around you or connected to you in any way whatsoever ok

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