WHAT THE FUCK?

I NEVER USED THE TERM BANG OR ANYTHING LIKE.

ALL I SAID WAS I DIDN'T ASK HER OUT CAUSE SHE WAS 2 YEARS YOUNGER TO ME AND IT WOULD HAVE BEEN SUPER AWKWARD. HOW THE FREAKING FUCK DOES THAT TRANSLATE TO I COULD HAVE BANGED YOUR CHICK AND SHE WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME?

ALL I SAID I WAS I ONLY MATCHED WITH HER FOR THE PUN, WHICH IS TRUE WITH ALMOST ALL MY MATCHES, I HATE SMALL TALK CAUSE I FIND IT BORING. THINKING OF PUNS OR FUNNY OR SARCASTIC COMMENTS IS ALL I DO ON TINDER.

I FREAKING DON'T JUDGE PEOPLE AT ALL, WHY THE FUCK AM I JUDGE SOMEONE IF SHE'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME?

THIS IS JUST SICK, IF THAT'S WHY I GOT THE DOWNVOTES.