Favorite season? Kaitlyn’s season. The OG Bachelorette that blew that shit up.

Favorite lead? Rachel, hands-down. Beautiful, smart, navigated the drama (and production) beautifully, and was emotionally open enough to give us some real moments.

Favorite F1? Cassie. She seems lovely. Kind, thoughtful, goal-oriented. I’m sorry she got strapped with Colton.

Favorite F2? Clare! My OG fave. Despite her flaws, she is just so unapologetically herself.

Favorite contestant (outside of final 2)? Honestly, Kristina. She’s interesting, and I like her edge when she lets her walls down. Runner-up: Bekah.

Favorite villain? Jordan the Model. I’m just gonna ignore him off the show. On Becca’s season? He was golden. He saved that snooze of a season for me.

Favorite spoiler account to follow? I only keep up with Reality Steve, and even then it’s touch-and-go.

Favorite fan theory? I don’t think I have one. I’ll edit this if I think of one.

BN crush? I have girl crushes on Cassie, Kristina, Madison, Caelynn, and Clare.

Favorite couple? I don’t have one. I’m sorry, I just genuinely don’t watch this show for the “love story!” I watch for the drama and the personalities, so I don’t invest in the couples outside of the show.