Singles of Reddit, why are you single?

I'm a pretty good looking guy. Tall, Hitler Aryan type, strong, top of my class. The last girl picked a lazy neckbeard who gets everything he wants without lifting a finger, and has a tattoo of the legend of Zelda emblem on him. I know his last girlfriend, and she says he likes really creepy sex stuff, and she tells me aboit the stuff her and her boyfriend do, but she won't tell me his sexual life. Before that girl, I was too much of a retard to talk to the girl I liked, and she rejected me before I even told her I liked her (which you should never do if you don't already talk to them). Before that girl, another girl I liked turned out to be a self righteous prick, and I didn't see it until she already rejected me. All the numerous times I have failed before that have blended together, and I can't really pick out the details. I've changed myself so much to try to get a girlfriend. I became smarter, tried harder in school (taking seven AP classes), lost sixty pounds, got buff, started talking to people. Hell, I even took a brief reprise from general human contact and grew a beard and fasted for three months in order to find out who I truly am. And now, I realize that I need someone there for me, and nobody wants me. I have some of the best friends in the world that try to help me with this, but nobody likes me, my senior year in high school is almost over, and all the girls in my school are Chernobyl status ugly and I don't really want to be with them. There is no friend zone, I'm not a "nice guy" (as a matter of fact, I'm a pretty shitty person), I've just tried so hard with no results, so I'm going to wait until college. And I've come to accept this now. I saved up thousands of dollars to have a relationship, and now it didn't materialize.

I tried to kill myself the other day after failing a driving test for the third time because I can't drive well under pressure, and after I realized I couldn't kill myself, I finished reading Thus Spoke Zarathustra, and realized that joy is the purpose of life. I shouldn't be dwelling on the common man anymore; I should be leading myself to become a higher man, not for myself, but for the superman. Of course the superman part is a bit of a joke, but I should be trying to help out the world as much as it tries to hurt me. Maybe it will even repay the favor. So not having a girlfriend isn't that big of a deal; I have other things to deal with. Now that I know how to talk to women, I can go into college ready to find somebody that can help and support me in my dreams and aspirations. And in those dreams, I can use my talents to change the world, no matter how small.

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