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Chose an excerpt from a lengthy, ranting post of mine on FB:

I have been experiencing some trouble with securing a new place to live. I was originally gonna go with a very rundown, unkempt apartment complex - I handed over the money + deposit to move in but thankfully I didn't sign anything - because I didn't realize the unit, on top of being gross and horribly painted by previous tenants - has NO AIR CONDITIONING.

I really need to make a checklist of minimum requirements before jumping into things. Wow.

So it took that apartment manager a day and a half of avoiding me and hanging up on me before he finally gave me the money back.

Meanwhile, I found a beautiful, charming guest house for the same price with all utilities included. I gave that owner a holding deposit and got along great with the woman who was renting it out - then some other jerk shows up with 3 months rent in hand and he gets the place instead of me, after I pretty much had the green light to go ahead and move in on Aug 1. Oh well.

I understand completely why they chose to rent to him, that's guaranteed no worries about late rent payment, etc since he paid ahead. I would have done the same thing.

But man it is cut-throat out here trying to find a place with not-so-good credit. So now I'm still stuck in what I call "Purgatory" - no privacy, screaming parrot that belongs to roommate, dirtiest apartment complex in West Hollywood which is "managed" by a cross-dressing hoarder on crack (no joke) etc. etc. I can appreciate the humor in all of it, though. Lmao! :P

END RANT.

I ended this rant early for the "too long, didn't read" crowd. There is a lot more to this story, so if you care to read it, it will be posted in the comments right below :)

Total words: 316

Genre: Informal
Female = 685
Male = 622
Difference = -63; 47.58%
Verdict: Weak FEMALE

Weak emphasis could indicate European.

Genre: Formal
Female = 445
Male = 313
Difference = -132; 41.29%
Verdict: Weak FEMALE

Weak emphasis could indicate European.
European? Now I feel fancy.

TEST #2

Got damn!!!!!!! Dis nigga took hammer time to literally! nigga clutched his ass with his wrist. Tf are the stats on this nigga arm. smacked his head to a 90 degree angle n shit. Niggas out here doin mathematics and and sleepin niggas at the same time. Dude smacked his ass so hard he posin like "bitch I'm elegant." How the hell you get smacked into the stinky leg? Nigga smacked his ass hard he hit a ginyu force pose. Y'all see this shit. How tf this nigga whole head parallel to his shoulder??? You understand how hard you gotta get hit. How you get hit so hard you start doin duck lips at the cameraman? This shit is tragic. This man boutta be watchin tv sideways for the rest of his life. How tf you make a nigga head clap his shoulder brah??? Somebody explain this here

Total words: 149
Genre: Informal
Female = 210
Male = 385
Difference = 175; 64.7%
Verdict: MALE

Genre: Formal
Female = 77
Male = 114
Difference = 37; 59.68%
Verdict: Weak MALE
Weak emphasis could indicate European.

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