Sitting here about to fail the drug test for my job.

Same thing just happened to my sister, they made her pay for the uniform and training class and THEN tested her. Except the first time she did it they somehow lost her pee.

Second time, she walked the cup of pee back into the office and managed to drop it on the desk and spilled it ALL OVER the lady's papers which is the perfect TIFU story. So she had to take it a third time and forgot to tell them she took vyvanse.

Couple days later they call her in to return her uniform and shes like "ok wtf?" They said she failed her drug test and to apply next year, so that's however much lifeguard school costs down the drain. I told her to call them and make sure they know shes taking vyvanse so she tried but apparently you can only give that info BEFORE the fact and they told her if she brought her script in for proof, her job still wouldn't be guaranteed.

For being a fucking lifeguard, I mean come on. That's like a step above babysitting.

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