Lincoln log, Little admiral, The, Little bastard, Little Bill, Little Billy, Little birdy, Little bishop in a turtle neck, Little brother, Little buddy, Little Caesar, Little Colonel, Little Danny, Little David, Little Dickie, Little Dutch boy, Little Elvis, Little fella, Little friend, Little gator, Little guy, Little Jesus, Little John and the East Side Boys, Little Juan, Little man, Little shepherd boy, Little slugger, Little Willy, Live sausage, Lizard, Lobster, Locomotor, Lollipop, Long Black Limousine, Long Dong Silver, Long John, Long John Skin Sword II, Long Tom, Longrod Von Hugedong, Longrod Von Hugenstein, Longsword, Lord Hardwick, Lord James D'Armais, Lord Plumber, Louisville plugger, Louisville slugger, Love gun, Love leg, Love log, Love lollipop, Love Machine, Love maker, Love meat, Love muscle, Love pole, Love pump, Love sausage, Love stick, Love sub, Love sword, Love thruster, Love torpedo, Love train, Love truncheon, Love wand, Love weasel, Love whistle, Love-n-ator, The, Lucky charm, Lucky Chucky, Lunch, Lunchmeat truncheon, Lung disturber, Lung puncturer, Magenta mushroom, Magic Flute, Magic Johnson, Magic member, Magic stick, Magic wand, Magical mayonaise squirting french fry, Maiden masher, Main vein, Major Manchowder, Major woody, Mammoth Mound of Manlihood, Man axe, Man cannon, Man hammer, Man in the pink helmet, The, Man loaf, Man log, Man meat, Man meat of the menacing south, Man muscle, Man pipe, Man plow, Man pole, Man root, Man sword, Man's best friend, Man-dingler, Man-milk dispenser, Man-sized manicotti, Manchild, Mandingo, Mangina, Mangroin, Manhole cover, Manhood helmet, Manimal, Manoy, Marriage tackle, Marrowbone, Master blaster, Master John Goodfellow, Master of ceremonies, Master Wang, Maximus, Mayonnaise cannon, Mayonnaise Maker, Mayonnaise pistol, Maypole, Meat, Meat 'n' (two) veggies, Meat 'n' potatoes, Meat balloon, Meat bat, Meat cigar, Meat enema, Meat flute, Meat hammer, Meat harp, Meat missile, Meat Monster, Meat musket, Meat pipe, Meat pole, Meat popsicle, Meat puppet, Meat skewer, Meat speculum, Meat stick, Meat straw, Meat tampon, Meat thermometer, Meat train, Meat twinkie, Meat whistle, Meat wrench, Meatsicle, Meaty cudgel, Meaty internal spine support, Meaty tongue depressor, Melon baster, Member, Menacing meat of minnesota, Menstrual miner, Midas, Middle leg, Midnight wangler, The, Mighty anaconda, The, Mighty Dolan, The, Mighty Joe Young, Mighty Man-Pole, Mighty monkey, Mighty Thor, The, Milkbone, Milkman, Mini-me, Mister, Mister happy, Moby big dick, Moby Dick, Mojo, Molten mushroom, The, Mommy daddy button, Monkey, Monkey tamer, The, Monkeymaker, Monster, The, Monty's python, Moose Knuckle, Moose knuckles, Morning glory, Morning muscle, Moses, Mouse, Mr Johnson and the juice crew, Mr. Bendy, Mr. Big, Mr. Bigglesworth, Mr. Bo, Mr. Boing Boing, Mr. Bojangles, Mr. Bozack, Mr. Clean, Mr. Eel-y, Mr. Friendly, Mr. Giggles, Mr. Good Bar, Mr. Happy, Mr. Jiggle Daddy, Mr. Magoo, Mr. Matey, Mr. Merrymaker, Mr. Microphone, Mr. Mojo Risin', Mr. Mouth Missle, Mr. Mushroom head, Mr. Pee-pee, Mr. Peepers, Mr. Peppey, Mr. Plumpy, Mr. Potato Head, Mr. President, Mr. Rogers, Mr. Salami, Mr. Sniffles, Mr. Toad's wild ride, Mr. Wiggles, Mr. Wigglestick, Mr. Wiggly, Mr. Wiggly Flops, Mr. Willy, Mr. Winky, Mr. Wobbly, Muff marauder, The, Muff mole, Muffin butterer, Mule, Munchkin Maker, Murky Lurker, The, Muscle of love, Mushroom, Mushroom on a stick, Mushroom Stamper, Mushroom-tipped love dart, Mushroom-tipped man sword, Mushroom-tipped sausage, Mushrum, Mustn'touchit, Mutton dagger, Mutton javelin, Mutton pole, Muzzled bulldog, My little brother, My small little hunter, Nag, Nail, Navajo hogan, The, Nebuchadnezzar, Needle, Nether regions, Night stick, Nightcrawler, Nimrod, Nine inch knocker, Nine inch nail, Nob, Nudger, Nuke, The, Number Two Pencil, Nut cannon, O'Henry, Octogon, The, Ol' diamond cutter, Ol' McDonalds Pony Whip, Ol' one-eye, Old Blind Bob, Old chap, Old drizzly, Old faithful, Old fella, Old man, Old slimy, Oliver Twist, One eyed cave salamander, One-eyed bath tub eel, One-eyed blue-vein, One-eyed cave dweller, One-eyed Charlie and the Stink Twins, One-eyed cornhusker, One-eyed cow killer, One-eyed custard chucker, One-eyed Fred, One-eyed giant, One-eyed gopher, One-eyed hip snake, One-eyed horny newt, One-eyed Jack, One-eyed lizard with the saggy chin, One-eyed milkman, One-eyed moisture missle, One-eyed monster, One-eyed nightcrawler, One-eyed snake, One-eyed superhero, One-eyed throbbing python of love, One-eyed trouser mouse, One-eyed trouser psychic, One-eyed trouser python, One-eyed trouser snake, One-eyed trouser trout, One-eyed wiggling welshman, One-eyed Willy, One-eyed wonder weasel, One-eyed wonder worm, One-eyed wrinkle-necked trouser trout, One-eyed yogurt thrower, One-holed bologna phone, One-holed friction whistle, One-string bass, Optimus prime, Organ, Other head, The, Otis Deepthroatis, Our one-eyed brother, Ovarian pool stick, Oyster probe, Package, Pajama python, Palm pilot, Panda express, Pants snake, Pantswombat, Papa's poker, Passion pistol, Passion pump, Patrician, Peacemaker, Peanut, Pearl diver, Pearl pole, Pebbles and Bam Bam, Pecker, Pecker wrecker, Pedro, Pee pee, Pee-Wee, Peener, Peenie, Pelvic punisher, Pelvic rocket emitter, Pelvis thumb, Pencil, Pendulum, Peni, Penial, Penistration, Pennis the Menace, Pepe, Peppito, Percy, Perpendicular bisector, Perpendicular pickle, The, Peruvian Firestick, Pete(r), Peter the Great, Petit Jesu, Phallus, Pheasant, Piccolo, Pickle, Piece, Piece of pork, Pied piper, Pig in a blanket, Pigskin bus, Pigsticker, Pikestaff, Piledriver, Pillipacker, Pimp cane, Pimpin' stick, Pink cave tadpole, Pink cigar, Pink Floyd, Pink oboe, The, Pink seeking missile, Pink steel, Pink torpedo, Pinkle, Pinnacle, Pinnochio, Pipe cleaner, Piss handle, Piss pump, Piss whistle, Pisser, Piston rod, Placenta poker, Plaster caster, Pleasure missile, Pleasure pickle, Pleasure piston, Pleasure stick, Plonker, Plum-tree shaker, Pocket otter, Pocket perch, Pocket pool stick, Pocket rocket, Pogo-stick, Pointer, Poka-her-hontas, Poker, Pole, Polish kielbasa, Polished pine, Polvo, Polyphemus, Pompadoodle, Poo bandit impaler, Poo Pusher, Poon canon, Poon farmer, Poon pounder, Poon prod, Poon wrecker, Poontanger, Poozle weasel (woozle), Pop Tart, Pope John Pole III, Popeye, Porcelain plumber, The, Pork knife, Pork sword, Pork truncheon, Porkeroon, Porksicle, Porn prong, Poronga, Porridge bazooka, Porridge gun, Porridge pump, Potty, Power rod, Powerprawn, The, Premeditator, The, Prepositional phrase, Presidential podium, Pretial, Prick, Prickolo, Pride and joy, Primus pilus, Prince Charming, Prince Everhard of the Netherlands, Private parts, Probe, Prong, Protein, Protein spicket, Protein torpedo, Pube kabob, Pubic bong, Pud, Pudding cannon, Puff the Magic Dragon, Pugilistic, Pulsating Chorizo, Pulsating python of love, Pulsating throat clogger, Pulsating woodwind, Pump handle, Pump-action porridge bazooka, Pump-action yogurt rifle, Pumping pole of penile power, Pup Tent, Puppet Jack, Purple avenger, Purple bulb, Purple headed porridge pumper, Purple headed womb warrior, Purple muffin, Purple mushroom, Purple piledriver, Purple pork chop, Purple pulsating pillar of power, Purple turkey baster, Purple veined spartan of love, Purple worm, Purple-headed bed snake, Purple-headed belly ripper, Purple-headed burrow beast, Purple-headed cum shooter, Purple-headed custard chucker, Purple-headed love truncheon, Purple-headed meat scepter, Purple-headed pirate, Purple-headed punisher, Purple-headed vomit rod, Purple-headed warrior, Purple-headed womb broom, Purple-headed womb ferret, Purple-headed yogurt slinger, Purple-headed yougurt slinger, Purple-helmeted Nazi of love, Purple-helmeted snot Nazi, Purple-helmeted soldier of love, Purple-helmeted warrior, Pussy duster, The, Pussy piston, Pussy plumber, Pussy plunger, Pussy poker, Pussy pounder, Pussy stretcher, Putz, Quantum jizzix, Quarter master, Quarter pounder with cheese, Quick shot Sam, Quim-tickler, Quivering member, Rainbow roll, Ralph the fur faced chicken, Ramburglar, The, Ramrod, Ranger, Real deal, The, Reaming Tower of Penis, Rectum rooter, Red ender, Red helmeted love warrior, red hot galloping snot-pump, Red hot poker, Red rocket, Rhubarb, Richard and the twins, Richard Cranium, Richard Head, Rick Hard, Ring stinger, Rising cedar, Rocket to sticky mantra, Rocket to Uranus, Rod, Rod hard ride, Rod of lordly might, Rodger, Rodney Stickshift, Rodzilla, Roger, Rogering Ramjet, Rolling pin, Roman soldier, Root, Root of all evil, Rosary, Rosey red reproductive rod, Roto-rooter, Round steak, Roy's alfredo squirter, Ruby-headed love dart, Ruddy sausage, Rudiger, Rump wrangler, Rumpleforeskin, Russell the love muscle, Russell the one eyed (wonder) muscle, Russian spurtnik, Rusty tunnel jangler, Salami, Salami grande, Salty dog, Saucer-headed swamp rhing, Sausage roll, Savwang, Scabby mayonnaise revolver, Scarlet Samurai, Scepter, Schlock, Schlong, schlongasaurus rex, Schlongmaster 2000, Schlort, Schmeckle, Schmuck, Schnickel, Schnitzel, Schvance/schvantz, Schvontz/schwantz, Schwanky, Schwartz, Scooby snack, Seed shooter, Se�or Happy, Sergeant Stiffy, Serpent, Serpentine, Sex pistol, Sexy serpent, Shaft, Shaft of Cupid, shagged, Shape shifter, Sheep shank, Sheep shifter, Shift stick, Shillelagh, Shiny banana, Shit stabber, Shithook, Shitstick, Short arm, Shrimp boat, Shunter's pole, Silent beast, the, Silk shocker, Silly Willy's stick of mayhem, Sinep, Single serving soup dispenser, Single-bore mayonnaise pistol, Sir Lance-A-Lot, Sir Martin Wagstaff, Sir Spanks A Lot, Six shooter, Skeetin white, Skin boat, Skin bus, Skin diver, Skin flute, Skin sword, Skip Kozak, The, Skippy, Skivvies lizard, Sleeping Beauty, Slick Dilly, Slick Stick, The, Slim Jim, Slim reaper, The, Slippery love dolphin, Slit-eyed demon, Slong, Sloopy, Sludge pump, Slut stick, Smurf House, 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