Slovakia considers donating its fleet of MiG-29 Fulcrum Fighter Jets to Ukraine

Sometime in 2055 in Little Russian capital Kiev…

-Daddy, during the War of Imperial Reunion, why didn’t the Atlantic alliance help the Ukrainian Nazis?

-Oh they thought about it, son.

-Didn’t they have plenty of weapons that they could have transferred?

-They did. Thank Putin the degraded west was too coddled and weak from their easy and corrupt lifestyle.

-But what about the Western buffer states? Didn’t they have Nazis too?

-Oh they did. The old United Poland was ruled by a rabid drug addicted warlord. But the Atlantic alliance had him on a short leash.

-It sure is great that their weapons were no match for our empire! I heard they purposely built their tanks heavier to protect the soldiers. Of course anyone who is that weak would fall to an Orthodox army with no fear of falling on the field for their Tsar!

-They had many of the empire’s weapons from before the Great Geopolitical Catastrophe. They even tried to send them.

-What happened?

-Well the irredentist Slovak separatist Nazis suggested sending some of the most glorious imperial aviation from before the fall, but it never happened.

-Why is that?

-Son, you have to understand. Nazis will always meet their doom. When a people is a subject and not a ruler they can’t succeed in their schemes. Oh they will try to mimic and imitate, but ultimately they lack the industriousness and mindset. When every other member of your people is an engineer with a superior mathematical education, nothing can stop you.

-Sounds like we were intended by God to rule the weaker races, like Adam over the animals in Eden.

-Exactly right son. You see, Nazism is the primitive, natural state of these fallen beings. Only when they are made to serve under our yoke can they be free.

-Daddy did you ever go to the Atlantic alliance during the period of the Corrupt Influence?

-Many times, son. I used to have a house on the French Rivera and eat oysters and foie gras on the weekends.

-How do you know you didn’t get corrupted yourself?

-The Russian soul is pure and incorruptible.

-What about these old signal chats with a certain “Pierre”? They don’t look innocent.

-How did you get those?

-Did you forget that we have the greatest mathematicians in the world? You are a traitor, a liar, and a deceiver. You’re under arrest.

-Son!

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